I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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