Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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