so that wasnt chicken after all
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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