$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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