After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.