i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food