Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam