I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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