First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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