Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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