What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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