i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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