This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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