I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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