i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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