If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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