How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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