I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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