i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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