I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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