the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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