every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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