Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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