We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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