North Korea, Best Korea!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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