I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...