Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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