Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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