i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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