i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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