Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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