Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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