The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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