Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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