okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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