I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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