just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We are two peas in an std pod
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I think i got beer on your cat.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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