Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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