You don't have asthma, your pregnant
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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