Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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