I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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