dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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