We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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