Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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