so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
