So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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