He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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