i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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