Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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