I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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