This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it because I queefed?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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