fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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