My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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