So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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