Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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