wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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