My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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