I CAN MOONWALK!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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