so let's talk penis.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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